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11 Oct 2018

The Advantages of Being a Barista VS. a Bartender

By Brin Marie When I left my last coffee shop to start bartending, it seemed the next logical step if I insist on working in customer service for the rest of my life. Which I do, because my value as a human is based on compliments and dollar bills, y’all,

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11 Oct 2018

Advantages of Being a Barista VS. a Bartender

By Brin Marie When I left my last coffee shop to start bartending, it seemed the next logical step if I insist on working in customer service for the rest of my life. Which I do, because my value as a human is based on compliments and dollar bills, y’all,

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04 Oct 2018

Ten things you should stop believing about wine

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM By Lauren Volper The 80’s ruined a lot of things for all of us; there was a lot of shoulder-pad abuse, backcombing of hair, and universal serving of white zinfandel at dinner parties. There still seems

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01 Oct 2018

The Truth About Straight White Men In Power

by Laura Jean Moore “Those animated kitchen trash bags don’t even want us in the room,” is what I was thinking, watching Graham and Hatch and their smug-suited peers apologize to KKKavanaugh for having to endure the public recounting of one (1!) of his worst deeds. And by us, I

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06 Sep 2018

Surviving ADHD as an Adult

By Rachel Fogletto So, you’ve been diagnosed with ADHD as an adult, and you’re probably thinking, “What do I even do with this information?” If you’re anything like me, you’ll write a painfully funny standup bit about it and pray your doctor doesn’t ever look you up on YouTube. If

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05 Sep 2018

What it’s Like Being a Black Gentrifier

Guest post by LeRon L. Barton The story of San Francisco today can be summed up in three words: Housing, Displacement, and Gentrification. The removal of people from their homes, the loss of local business, the reimaging of neighborhoods, and the destruction of community is the number one issue with

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23 Aug 2018

Hilarious Dive Bar Illustrations

By Kelly O’Grady A wise person once said “Write what you know” well, I know dive-bars. I’ve spent many afternoons in a bar doodling and listening to people. These are those comics of the various conversations I’ve overheard. the first comic I drew about bars. what is the drinking age

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