Penelope Hernandez

05 May 2016

Why Beyoncé is Conservatives’ Biggest Threat

Let’s talk about Beyoncé. People love her; people hate her. There seems to be no in between. She’s either a queen or a demon. She’s too black for some or not black enough for others. I’ve heard people call her a singing stripper, a devil worshiper , a poor role

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30 Mar 2016

Surviving in NYC Without Health Insurance (Yes, It’s possible)

Being uninsured is a bitch, and with the new administration making it even more impossible to attain the most basic healthcare, getting sick is a luxury many of us cannot afford. The good news is that I found some hacks to share so you can work around this imperfect system

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21 Mar 2016

How to Bang a Woman Right

Listen up boys! I’m about to drop some real wisdom here, and you might be disappointed to learn that your sexual approach is all wrong. No, real life is not a porno and women don’t just get wet at the sight of your dick. We need foreplay and have fantasies

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18 Mar 2016

Dark Anecdotes Of A Dating Idealist: Fetishes

I’d been back and forth from LA to NY and it seemed like I’d finally get settled with my friend, Gina somewhere we could be free to play Doris Day records and never wear pants. However upon my arrival it was clear that things had changed, Gina had a new

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12 Mar 2016

Leaving a nasty Yelp review makes you an asshole

  OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM Oh, the Internet. We love it and hate it for many reasons. One of them is the instant gratification we receive when posting on social media, like that of instant revenge. With one click, you

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12 Mar 2016

Dark Anecdotes Of A Dating Idealist: When your best friend is dating your ex

It was a 4th of July. I was fresh from spending 2 years in LA and I’d arrived with the promise that my Ex-boyfriend, Bob and I would get back together, except he dumped me instead… Nevertheless, the important ex in this story is a piece of human shit named

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12 Mar 2016

My journey of feminism

When Beyoncé dropped her self titled album in 2013, unexpectedly and without promotion, everyone of us rushed out to  download it, and just as expected, the album was full of amazing and empowering songs that didn’t disappoint. But one thing I did not expect, was for one song to start

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