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20 Mar 2020

Eighteen Tunes to Screw To, While You’re Stuck Inside

This story was originally published on Broke Ass Stuart’s Goddamn Website five years ago. Here, it’s been updated and also includes a Spotify link. Cue up the entire playlist with a single click: Eighteen Tunes to Screw To And stay tuned for a follow-up list the next week or two.

Dan Nazarian - Uninformed Informant 0
09 Sep 2019

It’s Time for Men in the Hospitality Industry to Treat Women Better

Anyone who currently works in, or has previously worked in, the hospitality industry would admit its strongest pull is the environment. There is a duality of childishness and maturity where we weave between food and drink knowledge, levels of service, and also cracking silly jokes or exchanging laughs and banter

Jamal Frederick - Second Hand Scribe 0
17 Mar 2019

What the College Scams Show About White Privilege

Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, and White undeserved advantage? In recent breaking news: celebrities Lori Loughlin, of Full House fame, and Felicity Huffman were implicated with dozens of other parents in the largest college bribery scam the Department of Justice has ever seen. A skillfully orchestrated web

Jamal Frederick - Second Hand Scribe 0
01 Nov 2018

Salesforce Tower Reveals New Partnership with Mordor

In a landmark deal between Salesforce executives and The Dark Lord Sauron, Mordor will now begin using Salesforce products to modernize its staff recruiting process, manage border security, and engage with its orcs, goblins and cave trolls.  Lord Sauron said of the deal, “Mordor will now be stronger than ever,

Alex Mak - Managing Editor 0
13 Sep 2018

New MUNI Ad Campaign Clearly Written By Your Dad

Our beloved SFMTA has released a new series of ads as part of a ‘passenger courtesy campaign’.  The ad campaign is posted in the new MUNI trains currently in circulation.  It’s an important public awareness initiative to help address common complaints submitted by MUNI passengers and address ‘transit etiquette’.   So naturally,

Alex Mak - Managing Editor 0