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27 Jun 2019

All Debate Candidates Receive ‘Participation Trophy’ from Chuck Todd

The first of two Democratic Presidential Candidate Debates were held in Miami Wednesday evening.  Ten presidential hopefuls covered everything from healthcare reform to the economy in various, 30-second soundbites.  At center stage stood Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts, she was the highest polling candidate of the evening and NBC moderators

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25 Jun 2019

Crystal Vielula : Artist You Should Know

The “Artist You Should Know” series highlights Bay Area artists who are doing incredible work, it’s our way of supporting the creative community and helping to keep San Francisco a strange and wonderful place.  Meet Crystal Vielula, a dynamic and multi-faceted artist whose art often makes you stop and smile.  If

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20 Jun 2019

Fast Food Chain Promises ‘Meatless Burger’ Will Still Cause Diarrhea

The famed ‘meatless’ burger has passed the testing stage and is now making its way into major fast food chains across America. Fast Food CEO and spokesperson Randy Hambuckler, reassured the press this week that, “although the meatless burger does not contain the fast food meat you’ve come to love,

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13 Jun 2019

Riding MUNI Now More Expensive than New York Subway

Starting July 1st, MUNI is raising its single fare price to $3, and the monthly Adult A pass rises to $98.  To put that into perspective, a subway ticket in New York City costs $2.75.  We’ll let you decide which is the better deal. The upcoming fare increase is a

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23 May 2019

Babyface Avengers Clear Sign that the World is Actually Ending

The new ‘baby’ filter on Snapchat may seem like a quick passing social media trend, but it’s actually a clear sign of the apocalypse.   You may think it’s all just a silly joke.  Until you see what they did to your beloved cast of The Office… But they didn’t stop

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07 May 2019

Country Bar with Mechanical Bull Opening in San Francisco

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! Howdy y’all!  Welcome to Westwood!  An authentic, country music bar opening in the Marina District of San Francisco.  And we’re not joking!   This new bar will feature a mechanical bull in a

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07 May 2019

Too Many Asians Are Coming To NYC

How many times have you gone to a sketch comedy show and thought “This is great but there’s not enough Asians”? Comedian Woody Fu has got you covered. He’s playing everything from all the members of an absurd K-Pop band to his reimagining of the old chinese shopkeeper from Gremlins

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