GUEST POEM BY MUSTAFA K. ‘Twas the night before impeachment when all through the White House, A creature was tweeting with no whereabouts of his spouse. He desperately penned a letter to the Madam Speaker, In foolish hope it’d make her pursuits weaker. The Democrats were nestled all snug in

by Kate Brunotts If you’re anything like me, you adore Christmas. The abundance of food, presence of family and mass consumerism; something about it is equally charming and awful. Nevertheless, the child in me always gets a kick out of the holiday season, particularly the music that comes with it.

Christmas is fast approaching and, thank god, because at this point images of Mariah Carey singing “Santa Baby” literally project onto the inside of my eyelids when I close them. As tough as hearing the same stale songs over and over is, it’s even tougher spending the holidays alone. Luckily,

Seeing your family for the holidays can be stressful. It’s even harder if the people you’re exchanging gifts with are Trumpers. What kind of gift can you get the dad who loves his MAGA hat so much he wears it to bed? Lucky for you I’ve put together a list

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While wrapping gifts I decided to go through every Christmas episode of Friends, most of which I haven’t seen in years. But also it’s been unseasonably warm and it just doesn’t feel like the holidays. I needed a spark of cheer from the gang and snowy scenes from the village.

RAD UPCOMING NY EVENTS PANDORA HOLIDAY FEATURING FALL OUT BOY, PANIC! AT THE DISCO & G-EAZY  THU. 12/10 | 6:00PM @ PIER 36 Pandora invites you to the winter concert of the year. Come get your swag on, enjoy interactive games and dance, dance, dance to this winter’s hottest music! ADMISSION: