freezing

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09 Jan 2015

10 Ways to Stay Warm in New York’s Frozen Winter Temperatures

If your nipples aren’t bleeding yet, I would assume that you are not human. I can understand, however, the physical dexterity you possess, which prevents blood from leaking out of your tightly erect nipples, if you answer to the names Mr. Freeze, Queen Elsa of Arendelle, Princess Anna of Arendelle,

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Polar Vortex 2014 Broke-Ass Stuart
22 Jan 2014

I Didn’t Choose the Eskimo Life, the Eskimo Life Chose Me

I don’t know about you but this Polar Vortex is fucking with my livelihood, my health, and my basic human functionalities. It has rendered me virtually immobile. It’s not that I’m using the bitter cold temperatures and the unpredictable blitzkriegs of snow as an excuse to lie around my apartment

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