16 Feb 2009

Fishtail Prix Fixe

  Photo from NY Magazine     This past week had pretty much fucked me over hardcore.  My apartment got broken into last Monday, and my computer got stolen, along with my roommate’s Playstation 3 and Nintendo Wii.  This is the third time I’ve gotten broken into (plus mugged once,

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15 Feb 2009

Holy Balls! Free Indian Food Today!

    Every Sunday Kindness Kitchen will be serving FREE vegetarian Indian food from 11:30am-3pm.  It all goes down at the Maharani Restaurant.  While your bill will be $0.00, you are encouraged to donate as much money as you choose.  Part of the money goes to charity and the other part

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15 Feb 2009

Cupid is for Babies, Adults go for Fairies

  It’s the day after and cupid has shit in his diaper and cigarette breath.  I, on the other hand, have jalepeno tequila on my breath and haven’t defecated – too much cheese at the  house party in Bushwick.  It was manageably “festive” – a guy drew a picture of

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14 Feb 2009

Broke-Ass Bay to Breakers

    If you get a chance, pick up the SF Chronicle today.  I was interviewed for an article defending Bay to Breakers.  The article is pretty good, even if the writer opted to quote me as Stuart Schuffman instead of Broke-Ass Stuart like I asked him to.  Whatever.  Here’s

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13 Feb 2009

Fuck Valentine’s Day

    Instead of sitting at home and masturbating with your tears while thinking about your ex, why don’t you go out and do something for Valentine’s Day’s this year?  No, I don’t mean surprising said ex and begging them to take you back, I mean doing something completely different than you did

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13 Feb 2009

ClassyTrashy – Fashion Week Party with an Open Bar!

When a fashion week party has an open invite on Facebook it is standard procedure to rag on it.  However, when that open Facebook invitation includes the words “Open Belvedere Vodka Bar”  silence takes over and little hands get RSVP’ing.  I have no idea how long they will be accepting reservations,

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12 Feb 2009

Wanna Help Save Bay 2 Breakers?

By Broke-Ass Stuart     If so then here’s some things you can do by just clicking a bunch of shit on your keyboard:   *Join this Facebook Group: Citizens for the Preservation of Bay 2 Breakers   *Sign this Petition: Save Bay to Breakers   More than anything I

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