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James Comey Testimony Bingo and Drinking Game

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Russiagate bombshells galore are getting ready to go boom, as fired FBI Director James Comey is about to give his first congressional testimony. We’ve got your Comey testimony bingo (FBI-NGO?) and Comey testimony drinking game for a gavel-to-gavel gigglegate that will have you Comeying in your pants. Both real news and fake news are fair game in these games, because at this very moment thousands of Russian hackers are busily building “What Time Does Comey Testimony Start?” websites that list the wrong start time.

The James Comey testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee is Thursday, June 8 at 7 a.m. Pacific time (10 a.m. Eastern time). All three networks will be carrying the testimony live, and you can stream it from your computer or connected device at CNN.com for free and without a cable subscription.

COMEY TESTIMONY BINGO

Above you’ll find your James Comey testimony bingo card. Click on it for the full-size version and print it up “B-4” the testimony starts!

 

COMEY TESTIMONY DRINKING GAME

You guys. James Comey’s testimony begins at 7 a.m. Pacific time on a Thursday. Do you really need a drinking game for this? Keep in mind that the last time last time Comey testified to this committee it only went four hours, and out here on the west coast this thing could be over by lunch. (The second half of his testimony will be a closed door session because they’re supposedly discussing classified matters).

But who knows, maybe his public testimony will last like 12 hours! If so, here is a James Comey testimony drinking game to

  • “Unmasking” or “Leaking” Mentioned – Take Sip of Beer
  •  Trump tweets something – Take Sip of Beer
  •  Trump tweet calls something “fake” – Take Shot of Whiskey
  •  Putin mention – Take Shot of Vodka
  •  Trump tweets unintelligible word – Take Shot of Covfefe
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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website BrokeAssStuart.com is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, Geek.com and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

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