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08 Oct 2018

Cult-Hit Standup Comedy Show Cheaper Than Therapy Celebrates Fifth Anniversary

The hit live stand-up comedy show Cheaper Than Therapy has been routinely selling out Union Square’s Shelton Theater for years, delivering rapid-fire LOLs like every 20 seconds and racking up 275 Yelp reviews with a five-star average. The show celebrates its fifth anniversary this weekend, marking five years of cheap-date

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24 Sep 2018

How To Crash All The Best Dreamforce 2018 Parties For Free

Open bar and appetizers paid for by Corporate America await you as Dreamforce 2018 swallows up SoMa and downtown all this week (Sept. 25-28). The world’s largest software conference is also the world’s largest party-crashing opportunity, with oodles of cash-negative startups throwing insanely opulent parties all over our fair city.

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20 Sep 2018

Farewell and F*ck You, Michael Bauer

Corrupt and corporate San Francisco Chronicle food critic Michael Bauer has finally been put out to pasture, ending his way-too-long 32-year run as San Francisco’s shadiest restaurant reviewer. Bauer mailed it in for his final review last Friday, a four-star blowjob to the “reimagined Michael Mina” which has been there

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07 Sep 2018

Power Exchange Owner Has Gone Full MAGA-Proud Boy

Tenderloin BDSM and bondage club the Power Exchange has been a San Francisco kink community playspace for more than 20 years. But BrokeAssStuart.com has learned the club’s owner Michael Powers has now joined up with the Proud Boys, the “western chauvinist” and  “anti-white guilt” organization classified as a hate group

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24 Aug 2018

City Hall Director Resigns Amid Allegations Of Directing Contracts To Spouse

A bombshell report in today’s San Francisco Examiner shows that a top City Hall department head, who had just resigned in good graces after 11 years on the job, was perhaps not in such graces after all. Turns out the official had directed $1.2 million in city contracts to their

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16 Aug 2018

Bissap Baobab Owner Arrested in Trump Crackdown on Legal Immigrants

The man who founded the Mission District cult-hit Senegalese restaurant Bissap Baobab is the latest victim of U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services’ war on legal immigrants who already have their citizenship. Bissap Baobab owner Marco Senghor has announced he was arrested and charged with “Procurement of Citizenship for a Person

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09 Aug 2018

Why There Is No Outside Lands Livestream in 2018

Sorry, but you cannot watch Outside Lands online in 2018. The San Francisco music festival will not have a free online stream this year, so if you really want to see it, you can still get tickets or try to find a cozy spot outside the fenced area. We’ve confirmed

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