Border Wall

15 Aug 2019

Mexico Announces Plan to Build Wall to Keep Chad Out of Cancun

Mexico made a surprising move on Monday morning when announced that it plans to build a border wall in order to keep Chad out of Cancun. In an interview with BAS, spokesperson for the Cancun tourism board, Felipe Calderon, said, “We’re sick of Chad and his friends coming to our country,

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05 Feb 2019

Trump to Announce Canadian Border Wall to Keep Out Polar Vortex

President Trump is scheduled to give his annual State of the Union Speech Tuesday evening in front of Congress.  In a press conference Tuesday morning Trump indicated he will be unveiling new plans to build a border wall with Canada in order to help keep out ‘dangerous Canadian weather’.  When questioned

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24 Jan 2019

Trump to Hire Fyre Festival Staff to Promote/Build Border Wall

“We’re going to get the models, and the sand, and build a beautiful wall in the desert…and Kanye is coming” A month into the government shutdown, President Trump announced that the border wall between Mexico and USA was going to be built without the help of the US Congress.  “We’re don’t need Pelosi and Shumy to do this,” Trump said

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