Safeway

16 Apr 2020

Whole Foods Now Checking Temperatures of Employees

Whole Foods Market has instituted a policy that sees all employees having their temperatures taken before they start their shifts.  If employees have a temperature higher than 100.4 degrees, they are asked to go home.  Grocery store employees are also asked to wear masks throughout there shifts. A grocer who

Alex Mak - Managing Editor 0
17 Feb 2020

Safeway Monopoly: Does Anyone Actually Win? An Analysis.

These Safeway Monopoly cards are the Glengarry leads. To you, they’re gold. But does anyone ever win so much as a 99-cent box of macaroni & cheese playing Safeway Monopoly? I’ve seen a lot of card-collecting and not much winning in the years that this highly complicated grocery store game

Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training 1
18 Nov 2015

SURVIVING A Second THANKSGIVING IN SF: THE $35 BUDGET BASIC BIRD DAY BELT BUSTER

SURVIVING THANKSGIVING IN SF II: THE $30 BUDGET BASIC BIRD DAY BELT BUSTER It’s your second Thanksgiving away from your family. You’re one of the few people that stayed behind in the city. Because of this, most of us have handselected our own non-nuclear family consisting of voluntarily insane friends. But

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24 Nov 2014

Surviving Thanksgiving in SF: The $30 Budget Basic Bird Day Belt Buster

It’s your first Thanksgiving away from your family. You’re one of the few people that stayed behind in the city. Because of this, most of us have handselected our own non-nuclear family consisting of voluntarily insane friends. But while we don’t crave the tradition of being grilled by our family members

illyannam 0
16 Jan 2014

Taxi Driver Loses Control and Parks his Car on Safeway’s Steps!!!

This was just sent to me by the legendary Matt Haze. He says, “Dude, some crazy pics my buddy Freddie DeVeyra (who is a Lyft driver) took 30 min ago at the Church and Market St Safeway! Sheeeezy that is some piss poor driving, medallion holder!” Anyone know what happened

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap 0
03 Jan 2014

Introduction To A Broke-Ass Wedding: Matrimony On A Budget…

“Your wedding is in Vallejo, on a Sunday, and in November? Aren’t you afraid of gun shots, work schedules, cold and rain?” In order to abide by the rules of a broke-ass wedding, throw away any ideas of what you want your wedding to be like. Because in California, the

illyannam 0
19 Jun 2013

Robots are Messing with My Money on The Golden Gate Bridge

Perhaps you’ve already experienced the new Fastrak-only agenda while crossing the Golden Gate Bridge. Perhaps you haven’t. Either way, I feel it’s important to discuss the ramifications of this new non-option when crossing the bridge, even if it’s for no other reason than to warn you that it’s a huge

Stephen Jackson - In Therapy 3