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12 Jul 2019

Which Bay Area Tech Companies Pay No Corporate Taxes?

The spectacular wealth of Bay Area tech firms is driving up the cost of everything from your rent to a loaf of bread. But many of these companies are paying nothing whatsoever in federal taxes, racking up billions in profits while homelessness runs rampant, our infrastructure is crumbling, and income

Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training 0
01 Nov 2018

Salesforce Tower Reveals New Partnership with Mordor

In a landmark deal between Salesforce executives and The Dark Lord Sauron, Mordor will now begin using Salesforce products to modernize its staff recruiting process, manage border security, and engage with its orcs, goblins and cave trolls.  Lord Sauron said of the deal, “Mordor will now be stronger than ever,

Alex Mak - Managing Editor 0
01 Oct 2018

Huge Crack Problem at Salesforce Transit Center Forces Shutdown

The Salesforce Transit Center has a crack problem.  It became abundantly clear to authorities shortly after Dreamforce attendance arrived that the new 2.2 billion Transit Center was unsafe for the public, and would need to be closed immediately. A load bearing steel beam at the Transit Center was found to

Alex Mak - Managing Editor 0
26 Sep 2018

Huge Crack Problem at Saleforce Transit Center Forces Shutdown

Salesforce has a crack problem.  It became abundantly clear to authorities shortly after Dreamforce attendance arrived that the new 2.2 billion dollar Salesforce Transit Center was unsafe for the public, and would need to be closed immediately. A load bearing steel beam was found to be cracked, so structural engineers

Alex Mak - Managing Editor 0
18 Oct 2017

The Salesforce Tower Looks Like a Giant Butt Plug

This originally appeared in my Broke-Ass City column for the SF Examiner. As I look out my window, I see it stretching toward the heavens. The large glass windows are filling in, reflecting the fog and the Bay. At night, it’s illuminated like a beacon, screaming, “I am the symbol

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap 0