Yes, the title of this post is written in the third person, but for fuck’s sake, you get it right? I mean, if I wrote “hear me read” you’d be like, there’s like 40  motherfuckers who write for this site, which me is it? So yes, now you get it.

So a couple different people have gotten at me recently about some cool events they’re doing and I thought, “Hey maybe I can get them to pass me FREE tickets to giveaway.”  I mean truthfully, if you come to this site often, all I’ve given you thus far is ways