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17 May 2018

Bay to Breakers Liquor Store Map 2018

Behold the Tenth Anniversary Edition of the Bay to Breakers Liquor Store Map, the now-legendary smartphone map that shows the nearest booze and smoke shops even in the Golden Gate Park backwoods of the Bay to Breakers race. There are no liquor stores at all on the second half of

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27 Nov 2017

San Francisco isn’t Neverland, it’s Laterland

This originally appeared in my Broke-Ass City column in the San Francisco Examiner.   I’m currently sitting in my parents’ kitchen. It’s hot in San Diego. Hell, it’s been hot all over the state this past week, and I’m so glad that places in SoCal have air conditioning. Visiting San

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30 Dec 2016

7 Easiest Days To Get Laid In SF

There are holidays and then there are SF sanctioned holidays. They get mentions in your planner and your iCal just like Christmas, and yes, you will be getting so drunk you’ll put Arthur to shame. No matter what the occasion, we like to do it big, plentiful and more awesome than anyone else, no? Listed below are the top 7 holidays that you should definitely not be sick, taken, or sober:

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15 May 2014

Wondering Where to Pee during Bay to Breakers? Rent Someone’s Toilet with Airpnp!

Just like like Airbnb allows you to rent out your extra room or apartment to someone who needs a place sleep, Airpnp allows you to rent out your toilet to someone who needs a place to drop a deuce. This may be the perfect solution to all those people who

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15 May 2014

How To Win Bay To Breakers

During my first Bay to Breakers in the city some 7 years ago, I was lucky enough to witness a scene that changed my life forever.

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20 May 2013

The Best Craigslist Missed Connection Ads from Bay to Breakers

There’s nothing better than seeing the slow, costumed, trudge home that people make the morning after an event like Halloween or Bay to Breakers. Seeing a dude in a slutty banana outfit doing the walk of shame is priceless; truly one of the best man made spectacles on earth. But

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16 May 2013

FREE Bay to Breakers Book Giveaway

Like reading? Like Bay to Breakers? I’ve got a book for you. Bay to Breakers is one of my favorite days of the year. People come out dressed in angel outfits, sperm costumes, wizard robes, or wearing nothing but body paint and glitter to spend a Sunday morning parading across

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12 Apr 2011

Tutu Tuesdays! $2! 222 Hyde! Homophones!

What with Burning Man, Bay to Breakers, and Halloween in this city, you’re bound to have a tutu sitting idly in your closet. Let it feel your love again: Don your tutu to get into Tutu Tuesday at 222 Hyde for only $2! DJ Mike Khoury and DJ Atish will

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