I’ve seen my future, and it’s pretty hairless.  My dad…bald.  My mom’s dad…bald.  The great Magic 8-Ball of genetics has pretty much already foretold my destiny: Outlook Not So Good.  As a result of this, I like to try new shit with my hair every so often just because I

I love Dolores Park. Seriously, there really aren’t many places like it in the world. It’s beautiful, has a great view, the cops don’t fuck with you, and it’s full of friendly and good looking people. Without sounding like a dirty hippie, there’s really something magical about the place. But as

Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 27 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 27 of the finest locally

Seems like ol’ Larry Flynt is just a regular Santy Claus.  Not only does he want to employ you, he wants you to save money at his topless dancing club.  What a guy! Most people who hang out in North Beach already know about the $2 Tuesdays at the Hustler

This site is getting to a point where PR teams are now sending me stuff that they’re promoting.  Personally, I love that shit.  It makes my job a hell of a lot easier because that way I can spend less time in front of this pinche computadora and more time

It’s been a few months since the epic Fuck the Recession Party and I figured that you fine people need a way to blow off some steam for FREE.  That’s why I teamed up with the folks from TRBL to bring you this awesome dance party. Soul, funk, hip-hop and

By this point you probably already know what you’re gonna do today, at least I do.  I’m gonna go to Dolores Park to barbeque and drink beer with my dirtbag friends.  Yes, July 4th is the ultimate Park Day in the United States.  But some of you may still be

When you live in a continuous fog bank, the hours spent self-medicating might be a tad more than that of those who live in sunnier climes of the city.  That said, it would seem the Big Heart Video Café is finally living up to the first half of their name

As a general rule, I feel odd writing about events going on at my place of employment.  One because its redundant and two..well, best leave that one alone. Most people that have lived in the city for more than five years or live in the Outer Mission/ Bernal/ Excelsior hoods