We know you like Hot Chip. That’s just what people in SF do. Because of that we are giving away tickets to this DJ set. Juan Maclean, Richie Panic, Sleazemore, Bathhouse are also performing.  It’s on Friday 7/11 at Mezzanine. And we’ve got a pair of FREE tickets to giveaway!

  I actually wanted to call this, “Broke-Ass got a Brand New Bag” but I feel like I have enough problems with James Brown’s estate lawyers as it is. Regardless, look at this magnificent and luminous tote bag above. Do you wanna win one? I thought so. Enter below for

Step into a world of adventure with the 2023-2024 East Bay Beer Passport! There’s no better way to explore the East Bay than to literally drink it in. Each passport contains 27 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 27 of the finest locally owned breweries,

Did your mustache just tingle when you saw that headline? Was there a tremor in your grannie glasses? If so, it’s because Pabst and Madroneare teaming up to throw an art contest. You can win cash, free beer, schwag, and fame. If picked as a winner, submissions can win a

With stores in San Fran, NYC, and Chicago, Chrome has decided to pair up with BAS for a nationwide giveaway. The most expert broke-asses know that whatever the price, an item has to give you a bang for your buck, and that’s what Chrome is all about. According to their

Gin has always seemed like a pretty hardcore masculine drink – images of old men with red noses come to mind when I think of the typical gin drinker. Then came BLOOM! BLOOM is the first premium gin that is distilled, blended and balanced specifically for the female palate. It

Sure it’s a blast to take a stroll along the Coney Island boardwalk, shoving a Nathan’s hotdog in your face while waiting for your turn on the Cyclone. But don’t forget about the attraction that has had New Yorkers trekking across Brooklyn for over 100 years: Coney Island’s famous freaks.

Some lucky broke-ass is about to win two FREE tickets to see NOISIA, FREQ NASTY and KNIGHT RIDERZ performing live at 1015 Folsom tomorrow night, Friday, June 10th. Could it be you? To get your chance to enter, respond with an email including your name and contact info to contests@brokeassstuart.com! Bass

Halloween is a liberating holiday in general. It let’s you be whoever you want for one day (or whole weekend) whether that’s a slut, a freak, or the undead, it’s up to you.  Now add to that the freedom to ride around the city at night on bike with your