In Spring of 2008, I graduated from college.  I had gone on scholarship, and before that I was high school valedictorian, so my parents kind of expected Big Things from me.  Imagine their surprise when I turned out to be a broke “screw-up” without a money-making  job title or life plan!

We here at Broke-Ass Stuart’s Goddamn Website are not above whoring ourselves out for corporate movie tie-ins (and Google search results), so that’s why this week we’re jumping on the bandwagon to bring you a guide to learning how to get all those simple pleasures in life that you don’t