by Devin Holt Editor’s note: Most stories are made out of paragraphs that lead to the next paragraph. This fictional account of an email thread gone very, very wrong uses a slightly different format.                                

My friend Clint Woods, like all good Democrats, gets a shit ton of email from the Clinton campaign. Lately he has been noticing a trend that the subject lines are starting to sound a lot like emails from his ex-girlfriend. Its been entertaining me for a couple of weeks now

A veteran tour guide gives us the hidden trails, different seasons, and forgotten secrets on the Rock.

Since I have the good fortune of constantly receiving emails from fun, sexy, and underage strangers bombarding me with “Great deals!” and “Discount Cruises,” and I almost never take them up on their altruistic offers, I thought I would share some of the great ideas sent my way! Although I

Inspired by this piece in Jezebel earlier this week, I decided to do a search of all my dating-related emails to see what kind of advice Gmail, the frenemy I never asked for, had to offer.  Needless to say, hilarity/horror ensued.   Here are the top 5.   1.    Some