Eric Barry

30 Jan 2013

Cheap Dates: Super Size Me

I’m not the first and certainly won’t be the last person to write about the importance of male penis size, but hey, dick talk be making it rain hella page views up in this server. Plus, in the wake of the recent size scandal at Subway, it seemed as good

Eric Barry - Starving Fartist 12
23 Jan 2013

Cheap Dates: Getin’ Kinky Wit It

Last week I was given a tour of the Kink.com (NSFW) studios, housed at the San Francisco Armory. If you’re not familiar with Kink, they’re an online porn production company specializing in BDSM and niche categories. I learn by doing, so you can imagine my disappointment when I found out that the tour wasn’t

Eric Barry - Starving Fartist 2
17 Jun 2022

The San Francisco Beer Passport is Here!

Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 37 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 37 of the finest locally owned bars,

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap 0
16 Jan 2013

Cheap Dates: The Five-Finger Date

You’re smart, sexy, and sophisticated. And cheap. Anyone would be thrilled to date you, which is why you don’t need to empty your pockets for someone else – in fact  leave those hands in those pockets because you’re going to take yourself out on a five-finger date. Whoever said that

Eric Barry - Starving Fartist 3
08 Jan 2013

Cheap Dates: Dating and F*cking Like a Broke-Ass Baller

Like many San Franciscans, I am exceptionally poor. As in I’m on Food Stamps poor. As in I had to ask the cashier to void my transaction when I found out Carl’s Jr. couldn’t accept my Food Stamps poor, which was awkward for both me and my date (to be

Eric Barry - Starving Fartist 5
08 Oct 2012

Come to My Rock-n-Roll Carnival on Thursday!!!

I’ve teamed up with the fine folks at Tricycle Records and Public Works to bring you a party of epic fucking proportions. Next Thursday, October 11th (10/11/12 for fucks sake!) we are throwing a Rock-n-Roll Carnival! And the best part is that the first 100 of you who buy tickets

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap 1