What would you say if I told you that you could wander around the Mission this weekend, like a mob of goddamn marauders, eating and drinking for free everywhere you went? You’d say “shut the fuck up Stuart” and then I’d be like “no really” and you’d be like “oh hell yeah!”

Often, when someone has died or the realization dawns that the kids are no longer kids, people will lament that they had never pulled out a tape recorder to document all those little things and stories that happened back when. For five years, Evan Roberts of Audio Heirlooms has been