Ah, April. For some a month of sunshine, for others a month of showers, golden or not. With Venus taking a hard mother fucking left into retrograde, most of the zodiac come off as picking, acting, or attracting the fool. But we are here to lead you through the pitfalls and booty-call landmines the future may hold for you and get you to the kicking, screaming, orgasmic sex you all so deserve.

This Post is brought to you by the fine folks at Good Vibrations, a diverse, sex positive retailer providing high-quality products. and non-judgmental, accurate sex information. The moment the calendar flips from September to October costume anxiety hits like a ton of god damn bricks! What to be? What not to be?

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This Post is brought to you by the fine folks at Good Vibrations, a diverse, sex positive retailer providing high-quality products. and non-judgmental, accurate sex information. August… A tricky month, astrologically speaking. Some signs see prosperity, others are far far down Shit Creek with no paddle in site. But The Sex Unicorn

At an art show the other day, I met a princely man in a pea green windbreaker,  tribal print backwards baseball hat, and turquoise necklace.  I knew that we would get along, and not just because he was channeling a nature walk-loving Will Smith circa Fresh Prince of Bel Air-slash-

Last night I tasted the best Springtime cocktail, made by this awesome bartender named Hans at Oswald’s in Santa Cruz. Being an Aries, I decided that this drink was made for me! This brought me to re-create the drink myself this morning – and share the recipe with all Aries