#NSFW language ahead! My partner and I are nearing our eleventh anniversary. It impresses people across all sexualities to hear this. “Goals,” say my straight friends. “That’s an eternity for the Gays,” say other Gays. It works because he and I still like each other. We want to see each

Every person who cheats is basically in an open relationship but their partner just doesn’t know it. How many people lie about working late so they can sneak in a bootycall? I don’t have to lie about that. I just need to show my fiancée all the pictures I took. If your relationship isn’t based solely on sex then sex won’t be the thing that destroys it.

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‘There’s this trendy new ‘multiple partners’ relationship model called polyamory that in many ways actually sucks. When you hear us ‘open relationship’ types smugly describing our supposedly enlightened lifestyle, there is all manner of high-maintenance bullshit that we are not telling you about. So let’s expose this high-maintenance bullshit for