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06 Jan 2021

Trump Orders Violent Treasonous Insurrection, One Woman Killed in Violent Melee

President Trump told his MAGA goons “you have to show strength” and “fight” this morning, and that’s exactly what they did. In a disgusting show of violent treason, Trump specifically instigated violence in the US Capitol as Congress was certifying Joe Biden’s victory, suspending the proceedings. Holy shit they’re literally

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Apocalypse scene from X-Men: Apocalypse.
01 Aug 2017

BAS POETRY: APOCALYPE BY TAYLOR MELLIGAN

Broke-Ass Stuart is now accepting poetry submissions to be featured in the BAS Poetry: Arts & Culture column. Written & curated by Corinne Avganim. Last week was weird. An IRL Soprano was appointed and dismissed as our country’s Director of Communications. The New York Subway System experienced its own mini apocalypse. And

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18 Jan 2021

The 100 Best Cheap Eats in the Bay Area

This list of great places to eat in the Bay Area will leave you smiling and probably drooling. All these joints are incredibly well priced, locally owned, delicious, and serving takeout in 2021. You can get something delicious, that will also fill you up, at all these eateries for under

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05 Oct 2016

Places & Things to Burn When the SF Giants Win The World Series Again

*Warning.  This post is satire.  It lampoons the past behavior of idiots who’ve disrespected our city by destroying things in times of celebration. It also acknowledges the fact that the SF Giants have been the absolute best team in baseball in the last decade.  Go Giants!  And now back to the list of things

Alex Mak - Managing Editor 1
05 Nov 2012

What to Drink When Shit Hits the Fan

Unless you’ve been living under a rock the past week (or what’s more likely, an overturned bus) you’ve probably noticed that our country is a little en fuego. Between that mega-bitch named Sandy and the SF Giants winning the World Series, it’s a bona fide shit show out there. No

Emily Crichton - Two Buck Chick 0
03 Aug 2012

McCarren Park Pool Speaks Out: “I expected heavy volumes of pee.”

An open letter from the McCarren Park Pool: When you’re a pool you need to realize right off the bat that a couple thousand kids are going to pee in you everyday. You suffer that humiliation willingly because of the joy you bring them. What’s a little pee against thousands

Jules Owen - Wandering Wastrel 0