riots

What’s Really Behind the Recent Race Riots in the UK?
The past few weeks have been, to put it mildly, abysmal for an Englishman. For the first time in a generation, race riots tarnished our streets.

Trump Orders Violent Treasonous Insurrection, One Woman Killed in Violent Melee
President Trump told his MAGA goons “you have to show strength” and “fight” this morning, and that’s exactly what they did. In a disgusting show of violent treason, Trump specifically instigated violence in the US Capitol as Congress was certifying Joe Biden’s victory, suspending the proceedings. Holy shit they’re literally

The 2025 SF Beer Passport is Here!
Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 28 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 28 of the finest locally

BAS POETRY: APOCALYPE BY TAYLOR MELLIGAN
Broke-Ass Stuart is now accepting poetry submissions to be featured in the BAS Poetry: Arts & Culture column. Written & curated by Corinne Avganim. Last week was weird. An IRL Soprano was appointed and dismissed as our country’s Director of Communications. The New York Subway System experienced its own mini apocalypse. And

Places & Things to Burn When the SF Giants Win The World Series Again
*Warning. This post is satire. It lampoons the past behavior of idiots who’ve disrespected our city by destroying things in times of celebration. It also acknowledges the fact that the SF Giants have been the absolute best team in baseball in the last decade. Go Giants! And now back to the list of things

What to Drink When Shit Hits the Fan
Unless you’ve been living under a rock the past week (or what’s more likely, an overturned bus) you’ve probably noticed that our country is a little en fuego. Between that mega-bitch named Sandy and the SF Giants winning the World Series, it’s a bona fide shit show out there. No

McCarren Park Pool Speaks Out: “I expected heavy volumes of pee.”
An open letter from the McCarren Park Pool: When you’re a pool you need to realize right off the bat that a couple thousand kids are going to pee in you everyday. You suffer that humiliation willingly because of the joy you bring them. What’s a little pee against thousands