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Trump Orders Violent Treasonous Insurrection, One Woman Killed in Violent Melee
President Trump told his MAGA goons “you have to show strength” and “fight” this morning, and that’s exactly what they did. In a disgusting show of violent treason, Trump specifically instigated violence in the US Capitol as Congress was certifying Joe Biden’s victory, suspending the proceedings. Holy shit they’re literally
BAS POETRY: APOCALYPE BY TAYLOR MELLIGAN
Broke-Ass Stuart is now accepting poetry submissions to be featured in the BAS Poetry: Arts & Culture column. Written & curated by Corinne Avganim. Last week was weird. An IRL Soprano was appointed and dismissed as our country’s Director of Communications. The New York Subway System experienced its own mini apocalypse. And
How to Get $300+ Worth of Free Stuff at Rad Bay Area Restaurants
I am extremely excited to announce the release of The Delicious Card! Delicious cardholders get awesome deals at over 37 delectable Bay Area eateries! Membership is a great way to explore new places, support local businesses, AND support local journalism. And all you gotta do is join the Broke-Ass Stuart Patreon for $10
Places & Things to Burn When the SF Giants Win The World Series Again
*Warning. This post is satire. It lampoons the past behavior of idiots who’ve disrespected our city by destroying things in times of celebration. It also acknowledges the fact that the SF Giants have been the absolute best team in baseball in the last decade. Go Giants! And now back to the list of things
What to Drink When Shit Hits the Fan
Unless you’ve been living under a rock the past week (or what’s more likely, an overturned bus) you’ve probably noticed that our country is a little en fuego. Between that mega-bitch named Sandy and the SF Giants winning the World Series, it’s a bona fide shit show out there. No
McCarren Park Pool Speaks Out: “I expected heavy volumes of pee.”
An open letter from the McCarren Park Pool: When you’re a pool you need to realize right off the bat that a couple thousand kids are going to pee in you everyday. You suffer that humiliation willingly because of the joy you bring them. What’s a little pee against thousands