San Francisco
FREE Lunch at Trattoria 1910
I’ve been sitting on this tip for awhile now. The PR folks for Gallo Salame sent it to me like a month ago, but I wanted to wait publish it until it neared. This is simply because I know you fuckers would probably forget about it and I don’t want you
This Week’s Local Shows Picks: Best Bang for Your Buck
I went to see Charlotte Gainsbourg at the Palace of Fine Arts a few weeks ago and it was the worst thing I’ve ever laid eyes or ears upon. She stood awkwardly with her hands in her pockets, read all her lyrics (honestly, what’s harder to memorize: monologues that you
The San Francisco Beer Passport is Here!
Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 27 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 27 of the finest locally
Tour a Porn Studio at the San Francisco Armory
The last time I lived in Los Angeles, I had a brief stint as a tour guide on the Warner Brothers Studio lot. Although not the most lucrative job, it was pretty interesting leading my flip-flopped charges through a real life dream factory. Their eyes would dance at the possibility
Guide to Getting Your Park on in Alamo Square
Of course Dolores is the awesomest park to see and be seen in the city, but contrary to popular hipster belief, things exist outside of the Mission. There are parks in other neighborhoods, including mine. Its name is Alamo Square Park. Yes, there are some tourists. Yes, sometimes it’s a
Bay to Breakers Pre-Party – Power Up Before You Get Down
If someone were to invite me to a party that started at 7:00 AM on any other weekend but this, I would probably have to reconsider our friendship. First of all, because they obviously don’t know me well enough to know that I am not a fully functional human being that
Cheap Mani/Pedis at Minna Nails
Minna Nails is my godsend. Normally, I don’t like to pay other people for my own personal cosmetic maintenance. I cut my own hair, I pluck my own eyebrows, I perform at-home Brazilians… you get the idea. I am an independent woman! However, there is one area of my body
A Guide to Bay to Breakers Etiquette
Well, friends, it’s that time of year again. The magical weekend in May when the entire 18-45 population of the Bay Area casts off their inhibitions and most/all of their clothes to run through the city streets with a blatant disregard for open container laws as they make their way
The Return of Thursday Nights at Milk on Haight
It’s been awhile since we’ve heard from our friends over at Epicsauce, but tonight marks the return of their Thursday night cheap booze/local music session at Milk Bar in the Haight. After more than a month off, they’re back with live sets from local acts Tempo No Tempo, Fake Drugs,