Ted Cruz

27 Jan 2019

Ted Cruz Talks to MAGA Teen About Living with ‘Punchable Face Syndrome’

“I’m a survivor, you’re a survivor, God knows it wasn’t easy”.  Ted Cruz on living with PFS (Punchable Face Syndrome). Senator Ted Cruz of Texas reached out to the embattled MAGA hat wearing teenager Nick Sandmann Sunday to speak with him about the dangers of living with PFS, commonly known as ‘Punchable Face

Alex Mak - Managing Editor 0
12 Sep 2017

Porn Site Gets Thousands Of New Followers Thanks To Ted Cruz Screw-Up

  The late-night porn-jacking habits of anti-pornography GOP senator Ted Cruz have entered the national conversation, as the pompous “family values” bullshit-spewing rube clicked ‘Like’ on a pornographic tweet and breathed beautiful life into late-night Twitter like it was “covfefe” all over again. He also breathed life into the pornographic Twitter

Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training 0
10 Jun 2016

Hillary Gets the Nomination, But Bernie Won, Too

It seems like Hillary has sewn up the nomination, but in a lot of ways, Bernie also won. Anything could happen, in this strange election cycle, but it appears that—barring unforeseen circumstances—Hillary Clinton will be the first female president of the United States. It’s about time we had a woman

P Segal - Bohemian Archivist 0
03 May 2016

10 Times Ted Cruz Looked Like He Just Sharted

Ted Cruz is a perfect example of what’s wrong with America and nothing would make me happier than seeing Beto O’Rourke beat him and become a United States Senator. Why is Ted Cruz awful? Well here are some reasons, and here are some reasons, and here are some more reasons.

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap 0