The Bitchy Waiter

4 Ways To Actually Help Your Struggling Local Restaurant
As the Covid-19 pandemic continues to decimate our country, small businesses and restaurants are taking the brunt of the devastation. Well, other than the 300,000 lives lost to the virus. Over 110,000 restaurants have closed either permanently or long-term since the health crisis began and with indoor dining shutting down

Dude, Your Waitress Probably Isn’t Flirting With You
It is in a waitress’s very job description to be nice to her customers no matter who that customer may be. Also in the job description is to take orders, serve food and beverages, and bus tables. During all of those tasks she is probably smiling and being as pleasant

Legendary Artist Jeremy Fish Has Designed a Limited Edition BAS Shirt!
I’m SOOO excited to announce the release of this rad new shirt. The legendary San Francisco artist Jeremy Fish put a lot of thought and effort into creating something that reflects all the various things we do at BrokeAssStuart.com. We worked with him to come up with is this fantastic design:

Broke-Ass Stuart’s 40th Birthday Roast!
Broke-Ass Stuart is turning 40, so the Bay Area’s funniest icons and cultural influencers are going to be roasting him online.

8 Things That Are NOT Your Server’s Fault
We live in a world where everyone wants to place blame on someone else so they know who to take out their frustrations on. The next time you go out to eat in a restaurant these are the things that are not your server’s fault, so stop blaming them. How

What Your Server Wants You to Know About Eating in a Restaurant on Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is here and with the Center for Disease Control strongly advising people to not travel for the holiday this year in order to lower the risk of getting and spreading COVID-19, more people may be searching for a restaurant to eat in instead. Depending on where you live and

Are Restaurant Workers Really Essential?
Covid-19 is sweeping across the country as steadily as the scent of weed blows across an Applebee’s parking lot, and more and more employees are having to put themselves at risk to go to their essential jobs. Over the last few months, the definition of an essential worker has turned

5 Times You Do NOT Need To See the Manager, Karen
Making a scene will guarantee that someone will pull out their cell phone in hopes of posting the next viral Karen video starring you.

Why Your Favorite Restaurant Menu May Have Changed During COVID
If you’ve managed to overcome your stifling fear of being around other people during a pandemic, you may have gone out to eat in a restaurant recently. And when you were there, you probably noticed some changes on a menu even though you thought you knew that menu like the