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20 Oct 2016

The Final Prez Debate: A Vegas Threesome

Three is the magic number. The third Presidential debate was everything Goldilocks was looking for, and I don’t mean Trump. Although I’m pretty sure he thinks it was. All disjointed delusional billionaires aside, this debate was perfect for anyone who had seen all three or just this one. The first

Curtis Conrad Schabath 0
14 Oct 2016

Trump Fortune-Telling Machine Placed at Trump Tower

Remember the movie Big with Tom Hanks? When he puts a coin into an unusual antique arcade fortune teller machine called ‘Zoltar Speaks’, and makes a wish to be “big”. It dispenses a card stating “Your wish is granted”…

Well, anonymous artists in New York City put Donald Trump in one of those fortune telling machines and got impersonator Anthony Atamanuik to do his voice. The one liners are funny, if not sadly close to actual Trump quotes.

Alex Mak - Managing Editor 0
27 Jan 2024

The San Francisco Beer Passport is Here!

Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 27 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 27 of the finest locally

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap 0
30 Sep 2016

Trump’s Twitter Rant Shows Why He Can’t be President

Trump took to Twitter at around 2am (PST)  this morning, in order to attack the credibility of a former beauty pageant contestant.  The same woman he famously called “Miss Piggy” years ago. If you watched Monday’s Presidential debate you know that Hillary brought up Trump’s history with former Miss Universe Alicia

Alex Mak - Managing Editor 0
29 Jul 2016

How Riding My Bike Helped Me Hate Republicans Less

With the Presidential race hot and happening and Trump saying insane things on an almost a daily basis, it’s very easy to feel like a smug, slightly superior liberal. This feeling is compounded if you live in the Bay Area bubble surrounded by lots of people with mostly similar beliefs.

Heather Robinson - Artisanal Trouble Maker 0
29 Jul 2016

Republican National Convention 2016 : “TRUMPAPALOOZA”

Cleveland (OH) – Chris Christie was ready to persecute, prosecute, execute, play a flute and electrocute Mrs. Clinton until she, reduced to ashes, could be safely sprinkled in the Cuyahoga River.

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02 Mar 2016

5 Reasons Liberals Should Vote for Trump

To remind those of you who seem to have lost your way, let me recap the top 5 reasons you should still be voting for The Don

Jason Crase 0