The Museum of Office Supplies is Coming to San Francisco

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Imagine the incredible Instagram photos you’ll be able to take of you holding these!!

Following the success of the Color Factory and the Museum of Ice Cream, The Museum of Office Supplies will be opening its doors in San Francisco in mid October.

Oh what a glorious time to be alive! Now you and your friends can take stunning, Instagram worthy pictures of yourselves holding brilliant, hand crafted, office supplies. What’s even better is that the entirety of each room is made up to look like…wait for it…an office! Incredible right? Can you believe the level of genius?  Just look at the options:

The Open Office Room

You and your friends can pretend you’re big data analysts or front end developers while using real drones to take your selfies for you!

The Cubicle Room

Being head of HR has never been so photogenic! You get to have a sit down with Marty form accounting and ask him about the allegations that he’s been stealing paperclips and taking them home with him!

The Half-Cubicle Room

With one foot in the past and one foot in the present, any selfie you take in the Half-Cubicle Room, will make your Instagram friends wonder what era you’re really in!

As you can imagine, tickets to this are going to sell out FAST! So buy your tickets ASAP! That way you’ll be able to make your friends jealous of all the fun you’re having while they’re at work. Suckers!

Please note this is satire…probably.