L.A. Fashion Week Haiku

L.A. Fashion Week

Are you fucking kidding me?

High heels nylons.

Runway in a church

Sapporo, God, don’t judge me

Paparazzi fail.

Haute couture bullshit

Celebrities and candy

Occupy L.A.

Watch them go, so fast

That model is too skinny

Oops, did she just fall?!

Bulimia puke

Is that what we should look like?

Give her some pizza.

Angels in the night

Their fifteen minutes of fame

Clap, applaud, whistle.

Good think I snuck in

To see those expensive shoes

That I’ll never own.