Sexy Fleet Week Memorial Day Tours in New York (Meet Some Sexy Sailors for FREE, You Broke-Ass)
This piece is actually by Francesca McCafferty
Ahhh, yes. Fleet Week in Manhattan. Many girls and boys of all stripes are excited to see those sexy sailors walking around town for a week, decked out in their tight white suits and cute caps worn with an angles flair. Whether they roam Christopher Street or mid-town, these boys are traffic stopping.
This Memorial Day Weekend, act like you’re interested, and go down to several different locations fro free tours of ships, navy simulators, you name it! Who the hell cares, just check out the hotness. If you can’t even pretend to care, but need to see these guys in full flair, check out the various Memorial Day Parades around town. (Schedule below)
The Sexy Fleet Week Memorial Day Tour Schedule:
(In military time, of course: J )
NAVAL TOURS & DEMONSTRATIONS:
Sunday, 29 May
0830-1700 Navy Flight Simulator, Stapleton Pier, Staten Island
1100-1130 U.S. Navy Explosive Ordnance Disposal Helo Demonstration, Homeport Pier, Staten Island, NY
1400-1700 Military Bands in Times Square
Monday, 30 May
0800-1800 Navy Surburban Van, Stapleton Pier, Staten Island
0830-1700 Navy Flight Simulator, Pier 88, Manhattan
0830-1800 Navy Convention Booth with SEAL Display, Staten Island
1400-1500 U.S. Coast Guard Search and Rescue Demonstration, Hudson River-near Piers 86 & 88, Manhattan
NYC MEMORIAL DAY PARADE SCHEDULE:
SUNDAY: May 29
0800-1200 GREENPOINT VETERANS MEMORIAL PARADE
519 Leonard St, Brooklyn
1030-1600 FOREST HILLS MEMORIAL PARADE
Metropolitan Ave, Forrest Hills, NY
1300-1600 MASPETH MEMORIAL WEEKEND PARADE
Grand Ave & 72nd St, Maspeth, NY
MONDAY: May 30
1100-1430 ALLIED VETERANS MEMORIAL PARADE
Pier 88, Manhattan
1100-1800 STATEN ISLAND MEMORIAL DAY PARADE
Hart Blvd & Forest Ave, Staten Island
1100-1400 KINGS COUNTY MEMORIAL PARADE
3rd Ave & 87th St, Bay Ridge, Brooklyn
1200-1300 MANHATTAN MEMORIAL DAY PARADE
Broadway & Dyckman St, Manhattan
1400-1700 CITY ISLAND BRONX MEMORIAL DAY PARADE
City Island Bronx, NY
Photo courtesy of UglyFours
