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Open House with FREE drinks and food samples…in Yonkers?
Let me just say I could never live in Yonkers because just saying the name makes me think of the Phillies’ mascot Phanatic. However, despite my thoughts, fresh units in a new urban living space 66Main are being pushed at a ‘œFabulously Frugal’ Open House on March 4th. I’m sure these
Dooley’s Open Bar @ Aspen Tonight!
I’m sitting at the computer in my sleeping bag today and it’s not even that cold. This apartment is like a walk-in with furniture; some sick chef’s pet Truman Show. Feel anything like Fat Tuesday, like I even know what it’s about. I equate it with Girls Gone Wild
Free Condoms: Next stop, Tunatown – formerly serviced by Skinboat.
Here is a recession tip: Stop buying condoms, especially if you haven’t altered your middle school strategy and still buy a lot of shit you don’t need so you can try to slip your trojanz past the clerk undetected. We are in a financial crisis. Times are rough. People
Free Store – Load up on stuff and karma!
One summer I lived in Hana, Maui. I hitch hiked to work where I waited tables with Aunties ‘“ old Hawaiian grandmothers. On a day off I went to Red Sand Beach. Although it was “prohibited” because it bordered a traditional burial ground, you could always count on some haole
Smelly Fingers at Recession Prices on Wednesdays
Does anyone else have a hanger breaking problem in thrift stores? I feel like fucking Lennie from Of Mice and Men. Last time I went to Goodwill I broke at least 10 trying to sift through the overstuffed racks. I’m thinking, “here’s a nice Hugo Boss dress shirt with
Punjabi – Taxi Drivers Know Best
Unlike many of you, I went to the Sunday Show after party for the open Absinthe bar where the fire eater, go-go dancer, and juggler stood out through the thin crowd. Despite the potential for something awesome, expectations weren’t met (nothing caught on fire!) until I ordered an
The best thing you can do this week
by Broke-Ass Stuart I rarel’‹y give my full endor’‹semen’‹t to a music’‹ group’‹.’‹ Sure I may help promo’‹te a frien’‹d’’‹s thing’‹ every’‹ once in awhil’‹e,’‹ but it’s not often’‹ that I’m willi’‹ng to throw’‹ my weigh’‹t behin’‹d somet’‹hing and give it my full seal of appro’‹val.’‹ That
