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03 Nov 2017

Why You Should Not Buy An iPhone X

Apple has a new iPhone out today, a grand experiment to see if people are really brainwashed enough to pay $1,000 for a smartphone. And it looks like a lot of them are! But people, you should not buy a new $1,000 smartphone simply because Apple has a new $1,000

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22 Sep 2017

Why You Should NOT Buy an iPhone 8

There is a new iPhone going on sale today, for no better reason than it is September and Apple puts out a new iPhone every September. But people, you should not buy the new iPhone 8 just because there is a new iPhone 8. Oh, I’m sure you’ll just die

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03 Aug 2017

Which Famous A**holes Are Going To Burning Man 2017?

Who are the rich and famous a**holes you’ll see turnt up at the turnkey camps of Burning Man 2017?  Based on their public comments, social media posts and history of going to Burning Man every year because they can afford to, we’ve determined which famous assholes will ride in private

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11 Sep 2015

Why You Should Not Buy an iPhone 6s

There is a new iPhone out, for no better reason than it is September and Apple puts out a new iPhone every September regardless of whether they came up with anything cool or new since last September. But people, you should not buy the new iPhone 6s just because there

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31 Mar 2015

THIS JUST IN!: San Francisco International Film Festival Announces 2015 Schedule

People, it is SF International Film Festival time again. Actually, April 23 – May 7 is SF International Film Festival time but this morning the SF Film Society announced the full schedule of films screening at this year’s festival. And holy shit there are some really good ones! At $15 a

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06 Mar 2015

It’s the Earliest Daylight Saving Time Switch Ever, and That’s Bullshit

Half of the fucking U.S. is covered with snow and we’re still going to ‘Spring forward’ this weekend. March 8 is the earliest date we’ve ever transitioned into Daylight Saving Time, and that’s bullshit. How in the fuck can we “Spring forward” when it is not yet even Spring? In all

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05 Dec 2014

Outstanding Christmas Filth: Rachel Lark’s ‘Hung for the Holidays’

For the ideal holiday gift, look no further than that winking young lady above holding a plate of boner-shaped Christmas cookies. Ukelele chanteuse sexpot Rachel Lark has just released her penetrating Christmas treasury “Hung for the Holidays“, a heart-warming collection of XXX ukelele yuletide Christmas carol filth. “Hung for the Holidays” is available

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