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My Weekend in Atlantic City
Recently, I had a dream that I won $900,000,000.00 on a slot machine. In an effort to capitalize on what I was SURE was a premonition. My hubby and I took off for the always divine Atlantic City. Our plan was to do this weekend getaway on a budget (until
Brooklyn Record Riot: Start Digging!
There’s nothing quite as satisfying as finding that hidden gem in stacks and stacks of records. Whether you’re a music snob or just looking for something new to add to your collection, record shows can be a treasure trove of musical findings. While I’m constantly finding new uses for my
Eat Here: BYOB Restaurants
Going out to dinner with a big group is always fun, until the check comes. Then, it turns into a cluster fuck of confusion while people try to figure out how much they owe, how much they should tip, etc. And then you get pissed when you have to pay
Royale With Cheese: Burlesque and Pulp Fiction at Joe's Pub
Have you ever been like “I like Pulp Fiction, but wish that there were more cabaret dancers”? If so my friend, tomorrow is your. Fucking. NIGHT. New York cultural institution Joe’s Pub in conjunction with Casino O’ Fortune Cookie Productions presents Royale With Cheese: A Burlesque Tribute to Pulp Fiction.
Free Reading, Treats and Help With Dinner
I believe that people fall under two categories’ Those who eat cereal for dinner. Those who do not. I fall under the former. I craft suppers out of the sparsest of cabinets. If it is up to me, I am happy to scrounge up some small, homogeneous scraps to tide
Three Circles of Subway People Hell
Between rush hour, service delays, and inexplicable line changes, riding the subway can be quite the calamitous adventure all on its own without the krazy kast of kharacters that you may be lucky enough to have ride in your subway car. Dante’s Inferno-style, I’ve divided the circles of horror into
Learn How to Lie, Cheat and Steal for FREE
I immediately start singing the Tool song Intolerance in my head when I hear the words, “Lie, cheat, and steal” together, because Tool is permanently lodged in my subconscious after listening to them a lot in high school. In general, I’m not a liar, cheater (except at board games) or