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Veselka: Premium Ukranian or Ukranian Premium?
It was very wet last night. Dark, wet, and like a movie in Times Square with happy families huddled under their umbrellas in the fuzzy neon light, taxis splashing puddles. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a white family on a weeknigth in New York, but shit, when am I

New Yorkers, Get Some Trim!: Bumble and Bumble Model Project
As promised a few weeks back, I did finally fight the fear and I headed over to TopsShop last week to check things out. The store itself is terrifying, with multiple levels, flashing lights, loud music and a sea of Long Island-looking girls dragging their bored, glassy-eyed boyfriends around by

$10 Nacho Tour in Williamsburg on Sunday
This is getting some serious love from me mostly because of its stance on the delicious “cheese” sauce that formed the landscape for Primus’ “Sailing the Seas of Cheese” : “if you are using the sauce, don’t pretend it is real.” Equally appropriate for Cool Whip and the tans of

Make a Fuggin' Remote Control Plane for $100
A few weeks ago I went to Dorkbot and it was AMAZING. Sometime in between Revenge of the Nerds and now these guys have really improved their social capital. Must have something to do with computers. There were three presentations from five dorks, who per event requirements were “doing strange

FREE Tanteo Tequila Tastings Today and Tomorrow
As promised, here is a short list of upcoming Tanteo tastings that are being held around the city. If you haven’t heard of Tanteo, it will soon be imprinted on your olfactory bulbs because the Jalapeno line has a robust nose that recently blanketed the entire Rose Bar like a

Down and Out: LES Story Telling at the Tenement Museum
You can sometimes forget that you are “down and out” in New York if you know where to go to live it up – of course we aren’t really THAT down and out if you think about it, but here is an example. Last night I went to the awesome

Fuggin' Happy Hours: I Bartend with Aspiring Indonesian Actress
Fug it man, tomorrow is supposed to be very nice out so while there isn’t too much in the way of news from Mug Lounge, I think it does warrant special invitation to come out tomorrow once the sun goes down to hide that lobster face. It is also kind