Lucifer was cast out of heaven; I was cast out of hell The perfect balance between Good and Evil truly rebelled And as he fell for the beautiful Belle, The Beast could illustrate with kisses, visions Words can’t describe Yet it’s written on your skin in invisible ink, I Fell

You see that video up there? The evil geniuses that make up Fortress of Attitude put that together. And now they’re putting comedy back together tonight in Astoria, Queens. Here’s the info: Are you curious… about the new Fortress of Attitude comedy show at QED Astoria this Friday, February 13?

When asked for comment, Marshawn Lynch of the Seattle Seahawks had this to say, “I’m here so I won’t get fined.”   Photo Credit: acolorgreen.com

I once spent a romantic moon-lit evening on a boat, drinking beer with Clown Kong. We didn’t talk much, but it’s important that you know that this was real moment in my life. And guess what? You too can spend an evening with Clown Kong! Kong and his depraved friends will be

I’ve known Chris Thayer since before he did comedy, back when he was just the kinda quiet, kinda awkward kid who said funny stuff when he would actually talk. Now look at him! He’s like a real comedian and stuff! He’s even headlining the Doc’s Lab on Monday February 2nd at Doc’s Lab with Ray

The ever charming and clever Veronica Belmont stopped by The Kinda Late Show to talk about Doctor Who, her Comcast issues and of course sexy dinosaur ghost erotica.

If your nipples aren’t bleeding yet, I would assume that you are not human. I can understand, however, the physical dexterity you possess, which prevents blood from leaking out of your tightly erect nipples, if you answer to the names Mr. Freeze, Queen Elsa of Arendelle, Princess Anna of Arendelle,