The Summer Olympics are upon us, opening ceremonies will be Friday August 5th. It’s the time of year where we find ourselves watching sports with little knowledge of the rules but cheering our faces off for our respective country’s athletes anyway. Or totally getting caught up in a narrative. I found myself in

Ah, there’s nothing I love more than a relaxing afternoon in the park.  Basking in the sun like a lizard on a rock, creepily cat-calling all of the cute dogs on walks (“Hey, you!  Check out that strut!  Ooh, I like that smile!”), and wearing my one pair of workout