ELLEN DEGENERES
23
Feb
2016
7 THINGS ASSHOLES DO WITH THEIR PHONES
The human race really took the cake this week. I’m scrolling along on facebook. Pass a post by Ricky Gervais. It’s a group of people passing a damn dolphin around taking selfies with it. Being a human, I have my faults too. I drink straight from the milk carton. I’ve