This bit of magic awaited me in my inbox this morning so I just had to share it. Apparently there’s gonna be FREE Brugal Rum and appetizers at Distilled in NYC tonight. I’m cutting and pasting all the info below: TONIGHT join Brugal Rum at Distilled tonight for a Monday Funday evening party at the main

  The good thing about class is that since you can’t buy it,  you can fake it.  It’s not like an apartment.  No un-roofied date will believe you when you say the junkie passed out on the stoop is the doorman and, ahem, his uniform is in the wash.  Or