My buddy Dan Koplowitz has a business where he gets music into movies, shows, and commercials. It’s called Friendly Fire Licensing. He deals with bands all over the world so he travels a lot, and he spends a good amount of time in the Nordic region. Awhile back he took a ferry from Tallinn, Estonia to Helsinki, Finland. It was an absolute shit show and Dan kept us all hilariously updated with his Facebook posts. I choked from laughing so hard.

The story ended up going viral and Dan became a momentary celebrity in Finland, even getting interviewed on the Finnish equivalent of Good Morning America. He was also banned from the ferry for life!

Read below and enjoy:

The “Lamb-Fucker”

The Puke Fest

The Rejected Proposal

The Boxer

The Arrest

The Hieronymus Bosch

The Buffet

The Finale

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