
Kinda like this, but at a table.
Big News: We’re launching the Broke-Ass Stuart Dinner Club!
Whether you’re new to SF or just looking to meet some cool new people (since all your friends moved to Petaluma to have babies), The Broke-Ass Stuart Dinner Club is about to make you life far more interesting!
Right now most of us want to get offline and get back to spending time with real humans instead of doomscrolling till our thumbs hurt. This is your opportunity to do that.
And the concept is super simple: Six people. One table. A great meal and meaningful conversation.

How it Works
Take a short personality quiz
Get matched with 5 compatible guests
We choose the restaurant and handle logistics
You just show up
Plus, your ticket supports our independent journalism, small businesses, and the community we're building, while turning attention into something lasting and local.
Here are the details of the first one:
📍San Francisco’s The Mission District (and Nearby)
🗓️Thursday, April 16th
Can’t make this one? Sign up to get updates on future dinners.
Here’s to breaking bread and building something real,
Broke-Ass Stuart







