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The Speakeasy: All Hallows’ Eve, Starting Friday, October 25,

Halloween is a holiday tailor-made for San Franciscans.  It’s a celebration that gives adults a perfectly good excuse to wear costumes and go to several parties, with the added bonus of making the Church nervous.

Just because SF has the lowest percentage of kids of any major U.S. city, doesn’t stop us from taking advantage of this very weird, and very interpretive holiday.  Is Halloween about celebrating the dead? With candles in graveyards?  Is it about trick-or-treating  and causing mischeif?  Is it about going to several different costume parties and getting weird with your friends?  The answer is simply, ‘yes’ to all three.  Luckily, we know about all the great parties happening in the city this time of year.

Terror Vault – The San Francisco Mint

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Peaches Christ is back with a new haunted house of horrors this Halloween at the SF Mint.  If you’re into very creative and very immersive ways to scare the shit out yourself, this is definitely the place to be.  The terror vault takes you on a tour of live-action evil, you’ll trounce through vaults, murder scenes, and disgusting machinations that will make you want to hold your breath and scream at the same time.  Party producers Non Plus Ultra hired a hundred Bay Area artists to create the Terror Vault and it’s easy to see why.  The sets, costumes, prosthetics and play-acting are inspired, engulfing, and at times both fun and terrifying.  The tour can last about 40 minutes, but the nightmares may last a lifetime.  If you’re like me, you’ll want a drink for courage, luckily the Mint has a full 1920’s inspired bar, as well as a Ghoulish Cafe run by Christopher Fry’s culinary team and a fortune teller, the Mint is a one-stop shop of horrors this year.

Into The Dark Returns:  ‘Terror Vault’
October 10 — November 10, 2019
The San Francisco Mint
Ages 21+ Friday & Saturday, 18+ all other days

The Speakeasy: All Hallows’ Eve

Get out your flapper dresses and seersucker suits because fictional club owners Sal and Eloise, along with the wonderful Speakeasy cast, will turn their little gin joint into a haunted house party for the ages. From seances and tarot card readings, magic acts and parlor games, tap-dancing skeletons and vaudeville performances, audiences can expect to celebrate the season in grand Jazz Age fashion.   This is a cool, immersive, time machine to prohibition-era fun.

October 25 – November 2, 2019
The Palace Theater, 644 Broadway


Putting a costume on, getting weird, and dancing to a Space Cowboy DJ has been an SF and Burning Man tradition for more than a decade.  The Space Cowboys are taking over The Great Northern this year, so you know there are going to be good beats, artful decor, fun people and professional partiers there.

Space Cowboys Present: Haunted Hoedown with A.Skillz
Saturday, October 26
The Great Northern 119 Utah St

Sunset Sound System Halloween Costume Boat Party 2019

If you like to party on boats, watch sunsets, and listen to good music this might be the Halloween for you.  The Hornblower ship is well equipped for a dance party, and most agree that (weather permitting) that this is an awesome place for a Sunset party.  Plus on you’re back on shore by 11pm, and there’s an after party at the Great Northern.

Sunset Sound System Halloween Costume Boat Party 2019
Sunday, October 27th, 2019
Aboard The San Francisco Belle, Pier 3
San Francisco | 5:30pm – 11pm | 21+

Día de Los Muertos 2019: City of Souls

Now in its 20th year, SOMArts’ Día de Los Muertos exhibition is one of the most internationally diverse Day of the Dead celebrations in the United States. Día de Los Muertos at SOMArts merges traditional altars with contemporary installations, continuing to be a multigenerational gathering of remembrance while asserting the role of art as a platform for collective action.
SOMA arts

SOMArts, 934 Brannan St.



The longest-running midnight movie of all time stars Tim Curry as the kinky yet endearing “transsexual from Transylvania” Dr. Frank N. Furter, Susan Sarandon and Barry Bostwick as his hapless guests Brad and Janet, Meat Loaf as motorcycle-riding rough trade and author Richard O’Brien as the hunchbacked butler Riff Raff. It’s harmless musical fun—a delightful spoof of Hollywood horror movies and Old Dark House melodramas. The Rocky Horror Picture Show was the first—and is still the best—interactive movie experience!

Clay Theatre, SF
October 25 – 31

Doja Cat at the Midway

I can’t think of a better musical guest on Halloween than Doja Cat, I mean, she came to fame twerking in a cow onesie, rapping and harmonizing “Moooo’.  Plus the Midway has a great Soundsystem and outdoor/indoor dynamic.

HER HALLOWEED presented by Ankh Marketing & Clout SF
10/31 at The Midway SF
900 Marin Street, San Francisco
A Costume Party: best costume wins $1,000!

Audio Halloween:  PAUL OAKENFOLD

The legendary Paul Oakenfold headlines Audio’s Halloween October 25th.  There’s going to be some cool, oldschool heads at this party, plus Audio’s sound is state of the art.

Audio SF, 316 11th Street
Fri, Oct 25, 2019, 9:30 PM


Creatures of the NightLife

This is a good safety pick.   Because you know you already like the science museum, the planetarium, and the rainforest.  Why not do it in costume? The creatures come out at NightLife as the Academy transforms into a spine-tingling and outrageous celebration of supernatural science on the spookiest night of the year.  Live drag performance by Heklina. DJ set by Omar Perez. Costumes encouraged!

Cal Acedemy of sciences
Oct 31

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