A Guide to Surviving Fall in Portland aka: Summer “Went Out to Buy Cigarettes” and is Never Coming Back

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A Scumbag’s Guide to Portland – The Final Chapter

This totally great postcard was taken from http://www.uyau.com/

Hi GUYS! It's been a second. Sorry about the delayed finale to this series, but I've


A Scumbag’s Guide to Portland – Part 4

Yeah. With your dumb orange car. 

Hey cats and kittens, it's that time again! Happy belated Memorial Day. Hope you're still making out with a


A Scumbag’s Guide to Portland – Part 3

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Happy Monday my beautiful, sexy, hilarious rip city scumbags! If you're one of the few PDeX's that is unfortunate


A Scumbag’s Guide to Portland – Part 2

Hey guys! It’s Monday, and that totally sucks, but guess what? That also means it’s time for the next segment of the Scumbag’s Guide to Portland,


A Scumbag’s Guide to Portland – Part 1

Welcome to Never Never Land

Portland: the city of food carts, strippers, ex-junkies, current junkies, bike messengers, craft beer, babes, and bars. This fantastic little real-life