By reading this post you are proving to me that you are literate. And since you are, I thought that you’d appreciate this bad ass motherfucking offer. 80% is a lot of percent and I know how much you people love discounts.
Please note that it is ONLY happening at ONE location so don’t be going all up into other stores and being like, “I want my 80% off bitch!” because that will just end badly. I know half of you have at least some kind of rap sheet. What? Don’t act all surprised like I don’t know.
Anyways, have fun, and after you buy some gifts you can then buy these gifts.