Do any of you guys remember a song called “Whistle While You Twurk”? I think it dropped when I was in middle school in the late ’90s, and a more, shall we say, “experienced” friend informed me that the strange neologism meant a certain sexual act I was definitely not supposed to know about. I dismissed it as made-up, but it turns the same term with a different spelling, “twerking,” is an actual dance style of some sort, which makes it a fitting name for Twerk at Rebel.
Twerk is a “crunk lesbian party,” so of course there will be stripper poles, booty clapping, and popping, locking, and dropping it. Also there will be $4 well drinks. But a word of caution: I still don’t fully understand twerking, so I need you to go to Twerk and report that. Could you do that for me?
Twerk at Rebel
1760 Market St. at Octavia [Hayes Valley]
Every Monday, 10pm-3am
FREE before midnight
Photo credit: Twerk’s Facebook page