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Hey, Cookie Now Has an Actual Cafe!

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You’ve been there before. It’s a nice sunny day, you’re sitting on a blanket in Dolores Park, a little stoned, a little drunk, having a groovy ol’ time. All of a sudden you look up and there’s a women dressed in a dirndl, like the Swiss Miss girl, and selling cookies. It’s the Hey, Cookie lady! You get so excited and wave her over so you can buy some of her goodies. Not only are they delicious, you know there’s no ganja in them – which is a rarity in Dolores Park –  which is a relief because we all know what can happen with ganja cookies.

Well I’ve got good news for you! You no longer have to wait for Christa Hill, Our Lady of Cookies, to find you in the park. You can now go find her and her scrumptious cookies anytime you want in the new Hey, Cookie Cafe!

Sitting inside the Alite Outpost at 3376 18th St. (btwn Mission & Capp Sts.) is Christa’s own little storefront where you can score some of her baked goods, while sipping on Sightglass Coffee and perusing Alite’s awesome outdoor equipment. Hooray for cookies!

While the cafe is now open, the official Grand Opening Celebration/Camp Season Kick-off, is Thursday, April 26th from 6-9 pm. Pop by to celebrate!

Hey, Cookie Cafe
3376 18th St. (btwn Mission & Capp Sts.)
The Mission

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