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An Alabama man stabbed a giant baby Trump balloon at a football game on Sunday.  Perhaps it’s only fitting that Trump supporters show their love for the President by stabbing a baby version of him, as life continues to imitate art in this chapter of America.  The Trump baby was stabbed, deflated, and the stabber was arrested and charged with felony criminal mischief.

The art activists at the ‘Baby Trump Tour’, want you to know that they have plenty more Baby Trump balloons, and if you are interested in ‘adopting’ one, to fly over your city when adult Trump is in town, you can contact them here at the Baby Trump Adoption Service.  This feat of art activism is powered by the People’s Motorcade, Inc., and they want to support more ‘adoptions’ of baby Trump across America.  They have already provided Baby Trump Balloons for Trump events around the country.

You may find it shocking that the man who stabbed baby Trump at a University of Alabama Football game Sunday, was not a Rhode Scholar.  He’s a 32-year-old fervent Trump supporter who recorded a very chilling facebook live video before stabbing the balloon, a video that will remind most sober viewers of the mass shooter type videos done in the past by lonely, angry, impudent white guys.

President Trump was at the Alabama vs LSU football game that Sunday, which only added to the tension of the protest.  But luckily no one was hurt, and the Baby Trump Adoption Agency will continue doing its fine work across America.

Here’s video pic.twitter.com/W8PVSkHBYG

— beach glass babe (@delovelylany) November 9, 2019

The People’s Motorcade started on Saturday May 6, 2017. The purpose of the Motorcade is to voice our opposition to the presidency of Donald Trump. Those who continue to support his business operations while he is in office must not be allowed to normalize what he is. We do this by having weekly motorcades in front of Trump properties especially at Trump National golf course in Bedminster, NJ aka the “Northern White House”. Our ultimate goal is to have regular actions at every Trump property in the US and around the world. – Via the People’s Motorcade FB Page

Brave citizen activists all over the world will not be intimidated or deterred by Trump supporters stabbing his effigy.  In fact, there is something poetic about each Baby Trump Ballon protest ending with his supporters deflating him, instead of deflating us, and our democracy.

Support the Baby Trump Tour and check out all their awesome merch here.

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