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Awesome Last Minute Gifts For All You Lazy People

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We all know you haven’t done any of your holiday shopping yet. Lucky Uncle Broke-Ass is here to help you out. I’ve compiled a list of cool, inexpensive gifts you can get for the people you’re obligated to buy presents for. As an added bonus, BAS gets a percentage of the sales, so you’ll be getting rad gifts and helping us stay afloat.

Rap-ping Paper

Check out this really rad RAP-ing paper! It’s covered in some of the best rappers from the 80s & 90s. Get it for your Holla-Day gifts right here.

Blue Apron

Blue Apron makes cooking fun and easy. They  provide you with all the ingredients that you need to make a delicious meal in exactly the right proportions. Incredible recipes and farm-fresh ingredients to make great cooking accessible to everyone. Get it right here.

Impeach: My Favorite Fruit

This design just keeps getting sweeter and sweeter as the damning evidence against the Molester in Chief piles up. I’m really proud of how good looking and clever this shirt is. If you notice, Donnie’s stupid silhouette is even subtly on the peach! It also comes on totes, hoodies and more. Check them all out right here.

Carhartt Watch Cap

Literally everyone can appreciate the iconic Watch Hat — comes in 20 colors; only $14.99. They’ve obviously got bigger, warmer, super-durable gifts as well! Check it out right here.

The Oakland Beer Passport

Step into a world of adventure with the Oakland Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore a place than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing, you get 26 beers at 26 bars for $40. Get yours right here.

Dollar Shave Club

Dollar Shave Club has nice little gift sets and they’ll even wrap’em and ship’em directly to the recipient if you want! Check it out right here.

Bay Area Retro Neighborhood Gear

We have the coolest retro looking shirts so you can look fly while repping your SF or Oakland neighborhood! Ladies cuts right here, fellas cuts right here. Tote bags, tank tops, hoodies, and baby onesies right here.


A splurge for sure, but one that can go a long way if you’re looking to gift something realllllll nice. Everlane creates beautiful, high-quality, ethically-produced clothing, shoes and accessories minus the traditional retail markup. Check it out right here.

Printable Wall Art

It’s printable! It’s wall art! It’s printable wall art! And it’s only $4! Check it out right here.

Resistance Gear

I give 1/3 of my profits from the Resistance gear to the ACLU, Planned Parenthood, or the SPLC. These are the best gifts ever! Check them all out right here.

Macrame Plant Hangers

Handmade and uniquely designed for a modern interior style home, these plant hangers add elegance to your place. Check them out right here.

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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

He's been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle, "an SF cult hero":SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York.