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‘Twas the Night Before Impeachment…

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This amazingly ridiculous photo is from Trump Timer

Guest poem by Mustafa K.

‘Twas the night before impeachment when all through the White House,

A creature was tweeting with no whereabouts of his spouse.

He desperately penned a letter to the Madam Speaker,

In foolish hope it’d make her pursuits weaker.

The Democrats were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of restoring democracy filled their heads.

And as Americans waited for the vote to come,

An early Christmas miracle was on the horizon.

The moonlight in DC glimmered before all this mania,

As a crowd walked by the gates of 1600 Pennsylvania.

They saw a lonely tanned man glowing from fireplace ember.

As he looked in the mirror wondering if he’d see next November.

“Now, PENCE! Now, POMPEO! Now BARR, and BEN CARSON!

On, IVANKA! On, DEVOS! On, KUSHNER and MNUCHIN!

To the top of the hill! To the top of the border wall!

Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”

Though the Senate it seems won’t conduct a fair trial,

Let us rejoice for now and let us out a smile.

The future is unclear and who knows how it’ll transpire,

But hopefully brighter more than dire.

So he sprang to his sleigh, to his cabninet gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

And as he flew off, the public soon cheered:

HAPPY IMPEACHMENT TO ALL, AND TO ALL A HAPPY NEW YEAR!


Celebrate Trump’s Impeachment with Your Very Own Impeach Shirt

This design just keeps getting sweeter and sweeter as the damning evidence against the Molester in Chief piles up. I’m really proud of how good looking and clever this shirt is. If you notice, Donnie’s stupid silhouette is even subtly on the peach! It also comes on totes, hoodies and more. Check them all out right here.

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