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"Face Mask Exempt" Cards

The mask debate rages on across the country. There are two kinds of people: the ones who think wearing a mask is a simple act that paints you as empathetic to the needs and safety of others while drastically helping with the spread of COVID-19, and  the idiots who think their civil liberties are being trampled upon by putting a piece of fabric across their face. While the science and advisories about wearing masks has been inconsistent at best, it’s clear that the states that have mandated the wearing of masks, like New York, are seeing a steep decline in cases as opposed to the states that have not required them, like Florida, which is facing record new cases of COVID each day. Now, people have started printing up fake “Face Mask Exempt” cards.

Yes really. Some people are so opposed to wearing a mask that they have pulled out their laminating machines to create “Face Mask Exempt” Cards which they think grants them the right to ignore the policy of a business that requires customers to wear a mask while in their establishment. News flash: it doesn’t. Every day, we see a new viral video or story of someone who is upset about having to wear a mask somewhere, be it a Costco, a restaurant, or even a hospital. Anyone who tries to use this card from the Freedom To Breathe Agency may as well be flashing a Get Out of Jail Free card from Monopoly because they both carry the same weight. Whoever created the card didn’t even bother to use a grammar checker because “posses” means something very different thing than “poses”. The amateur Photoshopper also slapped the Department of Justice’s seal on the card for good measure, but the DOJ released a statement explaining that these cards are a total fraud and not connected to them in any way.

This is what happens when you sneeze. COVID is spread through these droplets. This is why you need to wear a mask.

While the Americans with Disability Act (ADA) does protect a person from having to disclose whatever condition they may have, it also requires employers or a business to provide reasonable accommodations to the affected individual. That doesn’t mean that a person who has (or claims to have) a condition that prevents them from wearing a mask now gets to enter a restaurant without wearing one. It simply means that the restaurant must provide “reasonable accommodations” for this person and those accommodations can be making their food available for takeout or offering curbside pickup. It also means that the restaurant can still refuse service. A restaurant is private property and they create and enforce their own policies. They have a right to say “no” to any customer, just as a customer has a right to choose to go elsewhere. It’s a two-way street and a laminated card with typos doesn’t change that street into an expressway for entitled customers.

If you’re a customer going into a restaurant and don’t want to wear a mask despite their insistence that you do, don’t bother pulling this card out of your wallet. It means nothing. You can threaten a lawsuit or say you’re never coming back or even post a negative review on Yelp, but the restaurant will always be right. Their business, their rules. If you say you can’t breathe in a mask, but you have enough oxygen to scream about your asthma for ten minutes to an 18-year-old hostess, you need a better argument. Accept the reality of the situation and either put your mask on or order your Fiesta Lime Chicken to go. Also remember that if a doctor or nurse can wear a mask for a ten-hour surgery or your server can wear one for a six-hour shift, then you can certainly wear one for the two minutes it takes you to waddle from the host stand to your booth.

If you work in a restaurant and someone tries to impress you with this laminated card of bullshit, just know that you can offer them a to-go menu and be on your way to take care of customers who are following the rules and who care about themselves and you.

Wear a mask. Stop trying so hard to think of reasons why you shouldn’t wear one and just think of the one reason you should: it helps.

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  1. August 16, 2020 at 9:01 am

    You said that there are two types of people that wear face masks; something to think it’s a simple act and empathetic and others who don’t like wearing masks because they think their rights are being trampled on. You left out a category; the people that don’t believe this fucking pandemic is real at all and also believe the numbers are so grossly inflated that it makes it look like a pandemic . The second is pushed by the fake news media to get everybody under socialism control. I am one of the ones that think this mask bullshit is just that; bullshit. If you honestly believe this plandemic is real and that COVID-19 is a serious problem then you are as ignorant as the rest of these sheeple to follow along with it. You go ahead and wear your little face masks and do your damn social distancing and keep washing your hands consistently. Meanwhile, I will be out socializing with hundreds of people like I have been doing and not even worry about getting sick. Not one of the thousands of people that I have met with since this started have contracted coronavirus or COVID-19 , nor have any of their friends or relatives. Anybody who tells me that someone they know contracted coronavirus has always, ALWAYS said that they had a pre-existing condition. I don’t wear a face mask, I don’t social distance, I don’t wash my hands or sanitize every five minutes, I don’t stay at home in seclusion without seeing my family or friends, I don’t sanitize my hands after using the gas pump handle, and I have never even come close to getting it. Besides, there are at least three different cures for COVID-19 and one of them is not the deadly vaccine they are about to come out with , thanks to Bill Gates. Keep pushing your bullshit news articles and go along with the socialism that they’re trying to start. Have fun living in your new communist America.

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      October 28, 2020 at 1:44 pm

      Rob is an idiot. Nuff said.