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All The Reprehensible Things Joe Biden Has Done

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Should this man be the next President of the United States of America?

With the election around the corner it’s important to know who you’re voting for. That’s why I’ve put together this list of all the terrible things that Biden has done that you might not have heard about. Make sure you send it to all the other patriots you know.

If any of these things bother you, then you know who to vote for in November.

– Biden knew about an incredibly deadly pandemic and ignored it for political reasons, killing 190,000 Americans…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden gave tax cuts to billionaires while abandoning the middle class…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden lost 300,000 jobs in a trade war with China…oh wait, that was Trump.

Biden doesn’t believe climate change is real…oh wait, that’s Trump.

– Biden has been caught on tape bragging about sexually assaulting women…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden called dead American soldiers “losers”…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden was caught lying over 15,000 times while in office…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden stole money from a children’s cancer charity…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden has been sued for raping a 13-year-old girl…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden used military force against American citizens…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden separated families and put children in cages…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden defrauded thousands of students from his own fraudulent university…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden cheated on his wife with a porn star and then paid her hush money…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden beat and raped his ex-wife…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden has attacked prisoners of war for being captured…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden has disrespected a fallen gold star US Army Captain…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden has publicly praised white supremacists…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden is a tax dodger…oh wait, that was Trump.

– Biden has a long history of racism…oh what, that’s Trump.

– Biden has a long history of sexism…oh wait, that’s Trump.

For reals though, please take a look at all these claims and then look at the legitimate news sources I’ve linked there. If after reading all this you still plan to vote for a person who is this reprehensible, what does that say about you?

And to be fair, Joe Biden is an incredibly problematic person and not nearly who I would ideally like to see run this country. I go into detail about that right here. That said, Donald Trump is a menace to the future of our country and our world and defeating him is one of the most important things we can do.

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Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

I've been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle , "an SF cult hero": SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York, but to those familiar with my work, I'm just "that douchebag who writes books about cheap stuff and drinks a lot".

3 Comments

  1. September 21, 2020 at 8:59 am — Reply

    I will preface my comment by noting that I am signatory to a letter by activists, academics, and authors urging swing-state voters to hold their noses and vote for Biden.

    That being said, I was looking forward to an honest evaluation of Joe Biden’s many reprehensible policies and actions, which can be quickly summed up as mass murder, mass incarceration, massive inequality, and massive ecological/environmental destruction, but what I saw was a complete ignorance—one can only presume willfully, given your intelligence and awareness—of this in favor of an attack on Trump who, although inarguably a worse president than anyone in my lifetime, does not have nearly as much blood on his hands as Biden, who voted for wars that have killed at least hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians, nor as much injustice on his hands as Biden, who authored bills that turbocharged the mass incarceration of mostly people of color and the impoverishment of countless others in service of the bipartisan fealty to capitalist systems of oppression.

    These are but the two most reprehensible things Biden has done. To ignore them in an article titled “All the Reprehensible Things Biden Has Done” is to show a staggering callousness in the face of the death and suffering of so many millions of people here at home and around the world caused either directly or indirectly by the policies and actions of Joe Biden.

    You’re much better than this, Stuart.

    • Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap
      September 21, 2020 at 9:16 am — Reply

      Hey Brett!

      Thank you for your comment. I appreciate it. Joe Biden is incredibly problematic, and the only reason I’m supporting him is because we simply can’t have another 4 years of Trump. I actually went pretty deep on this in my column for the SF Examiner which you can check out right here: https://www.sfexaminer.com/news-columnists/im-a-lifelong-progressive-voting-for-joe-biden-heres-why/

      The whole reason I did the current article that we are commenting on is so that I could advertise it on FB to Trump supporters. The hope is that I may change a couple minds and if not then at least troll the shit out of them.

      I was thinking that what I should probably do is include a link to the article I shared above at the bottom of this new article. And your comment has reinforced that thought, so that’s what I’ll do right now. Thank you!

  2. Cadence
    September 24, 2020 at 12:41 pm — Reply

    Ignorance has led to this mess. It’s time we brought everything to light. It’ll be ugly no doubt. But it’s what we need.
    Until we completely pull back the curtain and see everything as they actually are, and have been, we’re doomed to mediocrity, and worse.

    Liberals are laughed at by the far rights, because many are actually neoliberal/centrist, unwilling to stand up for real progress, the kind of progress that can be felt by the masses on any side of the political spectrum.

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